Re: your "rule about naked people" -- How about people who take nude photos of themselves not be stupid and use storage devices that can be hacked, like cloud storage (or take any risks close to that)? Just HOW much personal responsibility does your generation need to shed before you get it through your thick skulls that it only costs $20 for a decent external hard drive these days? :|
"The lock on your diary wasn’t very good, so it’s your fault I read your diary."
it’s 2014 and there’s still guys tryna rock the 2009 justin bieber hairstyle please love yourself
#steve rogers is a little shit okay#he loves seeing people get what’s coming to them#LOOK AT THIS MAN#he’s like#’aw yeah you thought she wouldn’t hit you cause she’s a dame’#’JOKES ON YOU ASSHOLE’#’SHE JUST KNOCKED YOU ON YOUR ASS’#’OH MAN SHE’S GREAT’ - via justawordshaker
Fun Fact: If you look up “baddest bitch” in the dictionary, the definition is simply a picture of Peggy Carter.
i almost got arrested when i was 7 because i was putting that fake snow stuff in plastic sandwich baggies and giving them to all my friends and more and more kids would come to me asking for snow and one of the kid’s parents found it and they thought it was cocaine so they called the police on us and they literally thought that a 7 year old girl had created an underground drug distributing system
just a few of my favorites
but first, let me take a selkie (steals a mythical half-seal creature from scotland)
i like to think that hogwarts has a really strong wi-fi signal, but like the stair cases, it keeps moving around. just muggleborns, chillin on their laptops all suddenly stand up together, dash madly to a different corner of the school, and sit down wordlessly like some kind of mind hive flock of pigeons while the purebloods are just so confused
once one of my best friends told me that i was wearing too much makeup (i was wearing lip gloss and mascara) and told me that i should have a look that’s more like my other friend (who wears a full face of makeup every day) as she looks more natural and that moment made me realize that men truly do not understand what makeup looks like
HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE THESE PRECIOUS BABIESCause they knock down my garbage bin.